Friday, October 24, 2014

And the Travel Backpack Returns

Faithful followers (aka mom and dad), I am so sorry it has been almost two whole weeks since my last blog post!! I really haven't had that much to write about, unless you consider hours of lectures on private French law and Louis the Eighteenth extraordinarily noteworthy. 

HOWEVER!!!! *dramatic finger raise to the sky*

Now that I don't have classes for an entire week thanks to les vacances de la Toussaint, I am happy to report that tomorrow, I return once more to the boot-shaped land of pasta, leather, and rich coffee, and to its neighbor, the land of lederhosen and awesome beer!

In non-stereotypical terms, that translates roughly to Italy and Germany. 

Me: 

Because vacation is awesome. 
I will be travelling with my wonderful American friend Kevin from Paris to Bologna. From Bologna, we will take a day trip to see my BEAUTIFUL FABULOUS CRAZY SMART BEST FRIEND Jessica at her study abroad university in Ferrara; then, we will go to Rome, catch a flight to Dusseldorf, Germany, and celebrate Halloween as it should be celebrated: partying with a bunch of Germans.

Random throwback to the Outlandish August Adventures of J and D: 

On the steps of some ancient building in Venice in August. Yes, we are beautiful. And tiramisu is delicious. 
The activities I have planned for Kevin and I while travelling are numerous, such as: eating pasta. Eating pretzels. Eating pizza. Eating bratwurst. Eating gelato. And, last but not least, eating sauerkraut. Because sauerkraut is my favorite. 

Besides my most recent travel plans, the other most exciting thing that has happened to me was my recent election as the International Student representative in the Sciences Po Rennes Initiative!!  (as the only candidate for the position, you can imagine how much of a nail-biter the election was...) Basically a student counsel, we are a group of nine students that collaborate with faculty and professors to make Sciences Po better and better, but my job is to focus specifically on meeting the desires and needs of the international students at my university. I am incredibly excited for this opportunity to be involved on campus, so the elections were definitely a highlight of my week!

The other most exciting thing that happened would probably be my attempt to join the gym in town.

I walked all the way to the gym facility, took a tour, and got a quote for the membership cost: 296 euros for 8 months.

....I decided to treat myself to a three-day weekend trip to Strasbourg in December instead. 



Hugs to you all, and to Italy and Germany I go!!! 

<3 D





Sunday, October 12, 2014

The American Empire: Land of the Fat, Dream of the French, and the International Hyperpower

Welllll, I've officially been in Rennes for more than a month now, and the weeks continue to fly by! WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED TIME?!?!

Fall is settling in and rain has become a new constant in the lives of the Rennais. Meanwhile, I'm preparing a twenty-minute oral presentation to be given this Thursday in class, discovering fun new French words every day (many of them not appropriate for blogging purposes...), drinking an extraordinary amout of Twinings Vanilla tea, and attempting to cut back on my cheese addiction. 

.... I think I'm fighting an uphill battle on that last one. 

This view has basically been my entire day.
As my personal life has been extraordinarily uninteresting recently, I have decided to write this week's blog post on a subject that has been floating around in my cranium, and that subject is:

AMERICA!!!!
*cue national anthem and throwing of red Solo cups!!*

Ohhhh America, the name that seems to induce either an indignant, angry string of mumbled curses  or sighs of dreamy longing. No matter which group you fall into, you must admit it: America plays a huge role (positive or negative?) in the modern era, and the power the USA holds over international politics and economics is one that influences almost every developed and under-developed nation-state in the international system.

I started thinking about my good ol' country earlier this week when I was sitting in International Public Law. The subject of discussion was -- unsurprisingly -- America, and the professor merrily rattled off some international treaty or other that the States played a huge role in creating... just like all the other international treaties.

I continued to think about my mother nation in Private Law, when the subject of discussion was, once again, the US.

At the end of the week, I almost blew a gasket when my professor in Introduction to International Relations: Game of Power in Asia talked about the US providing arms for terrorists in Afghanistan and ignoring human rights' treaties in Asian politics more than she talked about Russian and Chinese relations, which are countries actually located, in fact, in the Eastern hemisphere. I mean, c'mon, it's a course on ASIA. Shouldn't we be talking about ASIA, then?!!

Apparently... not. 

Since being a temporary ex-patriot for two months now, I have been given a very odd, Inception-like glimpse of the US from an outsider's perspective... and I'm not really sure I like what I see. (Granted, I've never been a huge fan of my country to begin with, seeing as we have a completely corrupt political system founded on bipartisan politics that actually achieves nothing but putting more cold, hard cash in the pockets of our so-called representatives while the rates of homelessness, poverty, and environmental deterioration continue to climb. Yes, I am a member of the Green Party. No, I am not a communist.) 

Firstly, I've discovered that you simply cannot escape the US. As previously mentioned, America has its little political and economical talons in everyone else's business. When the ISIS conflict in the Middle East began, everyone looked to see what the US would do in reaction; the media coverage on the Ebola case of Thomas Duncan in the US has probably garnered as much if not more international attention than all of the cases in Africa combined; and, the US has military bases scattered throughout the entire globe, including such countries as Greenland and Turkey, as well as thousands of American military personnel monitoring said bases.

Here's a chart that illustrates US military involvement and bases around the world. 
Now, let me ask you this: do you think the US would ever stand to allow another country to form a military base within our borders?? Please correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think there is a single established foreign military base within America. 

Even when not considering the military empire the US has constructed over time since its self-election as a post-emperial hyperpower after the Second World War, let's think about other factors of American power in the international system. 

For one, the US economy was approximately $16.2 TRILLION in 2012, and continues to create approximately 1/5 of the entire world's GDP.

Coca-Cola, Apple, McDonald's, Starbucks, Subway, and Microsoft are all American brands known throughout the entire developed world. The image below represents countries with and without McDonald's restaurants on their soil. 


Also, US media and pop culture DOMINATES the global system, with American films very commonly shown in foreign theatres and American songs populating top hits' lists everywhere.

Can anyone tell me where I can see a French film in the States that's not a dingy, independent, hole-in-the-wall movie theatre where I am afraid that I'll be taken into the back alleyway during the credits and beaten up? What about current Irish music on iTunes -- why can't I find it as easily as I can find every American alternative garage-band group known to humankind? 

And why is it that when I asked a fellow international student from Turkey what stereotypes she holds of the typical American (fat, friendly, white, big car, green lawn), I couldn't even begin to recall where to find her country on a world map?? (Note: thank goodness I've refreshed my geography since being here). 

The few examples listed above of US presence worldwide are just that: a few examples. Academic articles have been written for decades about the growth of US capacity after World War II and its rise to empirical power during the Cold War, bringing us to the modern era of Super Size cheeseburgers and the US-driven War on Terrorism. I'm sure there is almost an innumerable amount of sources illustrating my point here, so if you're feeling curious, have a look-about with our good friend Google and he'll set you up with a lifetime of reading materials. 

And yet...while I may be frustrated as all hell with my own country, I'm constantly reminded of the other side of the argument as well -- that the US and the lifestyle it has to offer is the ideal for many people, including numerous French citizens I have met recently. To many students my age, it is the unachievable dream to study abroad in America (in California! Or on the East Coast, oh là là!!). As one of my French friends stated quite frankly, "You are so lucky to come from the United States. I am so jealous of you." 

I will not deny that the US has given me incredible opportunities in my life that millions -- if not billlions -- of people around the world never even dream of. College education, good health, white collar work, study abroad... I am beyond grateful for everything my country had provided for me. 

However, the impact that the States have on the world is not one that should be ignored -- nor is it being ignored. As many current political scientists believe, the incredible acts of terrorism in the Eastern hemisphere are theorized to be a reaction to the industrialization and "Westernization" of the globe... i.e. American and European intervention in less-"developed" nation-states. 

The question I have, then, is this: will America forever be this omnipotent feature of the international system? If not, when will the era of the American empire end?

More importantly (and a bit more philosophically), does America even have the ethical and political right to act as a superpower in the international system as it is now? If not, then who is it that decides when enough... is enough? 

Food for thought on a rainy Sunday in France.

Dani out! 
<3















Wednesday, October 1, 2014

How to be French sexy... like sexy, but more so.

In previous posts, I have been quite blunt while giving my admiring opinion of the majestic art that is the French fashion.

Well........


I'm blunt no matter what opinion I have to give.

So there.

However, as I sat in my IKEA-decorated room sipping La Nuit Calme chamomile tea and listening to Keen' V croon in French about all his past lovers, it occurred to me that I could entertain myself by doing something somewhat interesting and expanding further upon this idea of French fashion. Thus, I decided to write some sort of "How-to Guide" for all my American and English and Romanian and Chinese and Antarctican and otherwise Non-French readers describing how, exactly, to look like a French person. Without being French. 

Like magic. 

So, without further ado, let's get this ball rolling and find out just how YOU can become the European hipster you always dreamed of!! I have divided this blog into two sections: ladies and the non-ladies (guys... that's you).

 Ladies Ladies Ladies

1. Tight pants paired with loose, flowing shirts are the THING. So you go for those skinny jeans, grab your boyfriend's tee, and get ready to strut your stuff. 


2. If skinnies aren't your thing, you better make sure you have a patterned pair of cinched pants to go with a strappy pair of heels or ankle boots!

The more colors on your cinch pants, the better. 
3. Not to repeat myself too much from my other posts, but really... don't leave your house without a scarfOr four. Or maybe one that's just five feet long that you can wrap around a dozen times. 

Make sure you make this face too. Everyone will be so taken aback by your fiercesome beauty that they'll run in the opposite direction.

4. No French wardrobe is complete without a blazer, preferably in a neutral color, as shown in the image below. 

Note that this model is wearing an H&M Blazer, Zara Pants, and Bershka shoes: three must-have brands in Rennes. 

5. On top of your loose, flowing shirt, a scarf, and a blazer, why don't you just go on and add a chunky sweater to be even more French-chic? 

Honestly, I don't know how thousands of French people don't die each day from heat stroke. 

6. That soft, toussled, just-woke-up-and-rolled-out-of-bed-hair-that-actually-took-an-hour-to-style look pairs well with the loose, flowing shirt mantra. 


If you're not feeling the wild-and-free hairstyle today, then take your pick from any of the rock-star pixie cuts pictured here: 


7. Instead of a backpack, opt for a one-shouldered leather messenger bag


8. Wear minimal makeup, while bringing attention to the cheekbones and up to the eyes. 

The lovely Amélie actress is a perfect model for classic French beauty!

9. Finally, top it off with a cute peacoat and a charming floppy hat!


And now, to be fair, it's time for the other half:

Menly Men Men

1. Basically make this guy the model for every realm of your life.

He's got it all: jauntily-placed hat, broad-framed glasses, peacoat, thin tie, pants that barely skim his pointy shoes... 

2. Choose one of the three hair cuts shown below


.....Aren't you just overwhelmed by all the options?!?!

3. Pair your individualistic choice of haircut with a chunky pair of glasses -- the thicker, the better!


The quirky side-look is a nice touch to make those women crave you even more than they already do after you got your hair cut!

4. Just like the ladies, make sure to have a scarf collection of your own.

PANTY BURNER ALERT.

5. Rolled pants with patterned socks and pointy leather shoes are incredibly practical AND comfortable for everyday wear!!


6. Add.... even more layers, but this time in leather, to match your pointy leather shoes.


7. If you're in doubt if you look French enough, all you have to do is look in the mirror as you walk out the door. If your butt looks like this in a pair of skinnies, you're ready to face the day. 


FOR BOTH THE LADIES AND THE MEN

The last -- and perhaps most important -- steps to take towards looking like a Frenchie without actually being French are compiled below. These should be followed by everyone, regardless of gender, sex, and nationality!

1. Take it all in stride, work it like you're on the runway, and get sassy



2. Remember that you are beautiful no matter what anyone else thinks. 

"You're beautiful." 

3. Make up your own style as you go. 



Last but not least....

4. Believe in your own ability to shine without feeling pressured to put on the illusion of being a star. 


Love,

D.